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160 Best Funny Short Jokes

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A man calls 911 emergency: Come immediately, my little son has swallowed a condom! Three sisters decided to get married on the same day to save their parents the expense of separate weddings. Funny sex jokes - The ninth child When Ms. Q: What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes? The mother is going up and down on the father and when she sees her daughter looking at them she immediately stops. Q: What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles? Bartender says, what the hell is that? Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. His father, caught in mid stroke, turned and said angrily. Seeing she was overwhelmed, he asked what caused her sudden curiosity. He went into a diner and ordered an orange juice and a steak.


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She decided she wanted to get married again. She was alternately stroking her own cheek, then his again. That is exactly the kind of jokes that we have for you. Dad gave me his watch to get rid of me. His wife, Heather, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen.

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Q: What does a midget model do? Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly? After five minutes, the same man calls back: It is ok, I found another one. Of course, we were much younger then, and more impressionable. Q: What do you call a blonde at university? A 60 year old woman came home one day and heard strange noises in her bedroom. After working for 3 hours he only cut 2 trees. Q: When do you kick a midget in the balls? Why did the blonde have a sore belly button? What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? You always told me never to talk with my mouth full.

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Q: How does a woman scare a gynecologist? I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. The next day, the son bursts into his parents' room and sees them having sex. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. . What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Funny sex jokes - Beer belly A sexy girl looks at the big beer belly of a man and asks: - Is that Carlsberg or Tuborg? Not all of us are as stupid as you make us look! The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession.

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160 Best Funny Short Jokes

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Q: What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer? The ad contained three criteria: 1. Then something fell out of the Bible. Funny sex jokes - whistle - Doc, every time after sex I hear whistle. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex. Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Q: How can you tell if a blond is a good cook? Short Corny Jokes-Short Stupid Jokes 121. I never make mistakes…I thought I did once; but I was wrong. A: He ate it before it was cool! A: A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a farmer gathers what he sows.

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Johnny noticed that Jimmy was wearing a brand new, shiny watch. Q: What do you get if you cross a gay midget with Dracula? A: They drowned in Spring training. Funny sex jokes - Girlfriend My girlfriend used to give amazing blow jobs, but lately they haven't been so great - they are starting to hurt me now since her baby teeth started growing in. If you are offended by any of the jokes, please complain to the site jokes are coming from. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. Then Madge told him that there were specific needs in the ad.

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The manifesto was read by the Queen of France and she invited the monk for a chat. When he is standing next to your miss saying her hair smells nice 90. Q: Why did the picture go to jail? Share jokes anonymously with friends or post on social sites. Q: What did the midget say when I asked him for a dollar? Q: How many blondes does it take to make a circuit? Q: What did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he lost his job? What do you have when you have two little green balls in the palm of your hand? Q: What do you call a Mexican midget? State has the smallest soft drinks? Paddy was planning to get married and asked his doctor how he could tell if his bride is a virgin. A: They kept dropping their trunks. Funny adult jokes - Cigarette The sex was so good that even the neighbors had a cigarette.

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