She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons. If you're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. Q: Did anybody hear about that new cough medicine for lesbians? This site will be updates with new material continuously. . Also, be serious about why you may or may not be calling someone back.
Because I want you, right now. A: One's a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker. Because I just broke my leg falling for you. If god hates lesbians why did he create them? If I wanted a pussy, I would be a lesbian. Q: What is the most common allergen amongst lesbians? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears! Why have pickup lines survived, even though they make us cringe? Even the pool table has no balls. A: It has an extra long tongue and only takes one finger to get it off.
Q: Why is did the lesbian build a shelf? Did you know that people still winked? Here is a great list with funny Lesbian jokes. Q: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. Q: What's the most important question on the minds of Alaskan lesbians? Q: Have you heard about the new lesbian style of running shoe: the dykee? Dont forget to share with friend. The hard part is already over! My girlfriend apparently used to wink to pick up girls. Is there an airport nearby or is it my heart taking off? Q: How can you tell you're in a tough lesbian bar? A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons. While having sex with women is fun, I primarily became a lesbian to break my mother's heart.
She wanted to preserve her palm. A: Toys for Twats Q: Did you here about the two lesbians that built a house? A: Maybe you should ask Dick van Dyke. A: So they don't start a fire grinding. Q: What do you call two lesbians on their period? Do you know what my shirt is made of? They're really struggling to make ends meet. One lesbian turns to the other and says. Q: What do you call a lesbian with 100 semiautomatic rifles? Q: What is the leading cause in death with lesbians? Q: What's the difference between a lesbian and a ritz cracker? Q: How many straight San Franciscans does it take to change a light bulb? Q: What do you call two Chinese lesbians? I see you over there thinking about getting that cute new alternative lifestyle haircut to attract the ladies.
This means putting your hand on her arm when you laugh or putting your arm around her shoulders no fake yawning allowed. We have divided and organized all the jokes, riddles, insults and pick up lines into different categories, to make is easier for you to find your favorites pieces. I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true. I think I'm bisexual, I like straight girls and lesbians. Q: what do you call two lesbians floating down a river A: Fur Traders Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? As you may or may not know, after a few years of coming out, dating, and general lesbian tomfoolery, Katrina C. A: She kept having affairs with men.
Nothing,you push them both to the side before you start eating! Everyone likes to be complimented! I never went through with using it for either of these purposes, which is good because that shit is tacky. A: Because it's hard to eat Jenny Craig when you've got Mary Kay on your face. At her autopsy it was discovered she had died from a crack overdose. Everything seems to make me think of women. A: It was all tongue and groove and not a stud in sight. This is where my priorities lie, apparently, and this is probably why I work on the Internet.
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing? A: they always eat out Q: What drives a lesbian up the wall? Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it. I mean, you could keep ignoring the calls until they go away, because sometimes they go away…and sometimes they show up outside your house. I don't care if you're black, white, straight, gay, lesbian, fat, skinny, rich or poor. Can you take me to the doctor? Well, we have many other jokes in store for you. We were going around the room introducing ourselves and saying why we were interested in the organization.
One Liners Being a lesbian is ok, being bisexual is ok, being straight is ok, what's not ok? A: A Licker cabinet Q: What do lesbians call viagra? But when you came along, you definitely turned me on. Go makeout with a log Two Lesbians Two lesbians turn in for the night. A: Gaylick Q: Have you heard about the new lesbian cereal? Basta fare il pieno di benzina. Q: What do you call a lesbian with 1,000 semiautomatic rifles? Q: What do you call an Irish lesbian? Q: Do you know why lesbians don't diet? Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Can you give me directions to your heart? I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art. A lesbian couple I know can't afford the double headed dildo they want. What would ya do oh oh for a Klondyke bar? A: Finger Painting Q: What does an 80 year old lesbian taste like? A: she wanted to preserve her palm. There was legitimately a point last year where I thought it might be hilarious to carry around this business card: I then, for some reason, thought it would be just as good if not better! This is understandable and usually enabled by the fact that meeting other lesbians is something that tends to happen in very social settings.
A: 3 blind lesbians in a fish market. I seem to have lost my phone number. Q: What do you call a 300 pound lesbian? You have to be careful with overt statements like this though. A: It's like you are or your aren't, you cant have it both ways. Q: What do you call a lesbian's closet? A: What would ya do oh oh for a Klondyke bar? Q: Whats the difference between a lesbian driving in the fog and eating pussy? Though it seemed totally reasonable at the time, I realize the absurdity now and should probably offer her some sort of public apology or perhaps a brainstorming session for a cool new nickname. Find your favorite sections and share them with your family and friends. A: You can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on your face! Bold moves are admirable when executed correctly.
Q: Did you know that 33% of people think that they're bisexual? Guys, it's not cute when you're an emotional pussy. So her girlfriend could enjoy some chips with her fish. Cause I want to erase your past and write our future. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think of women. Lesbian is a woman who likes other woman.