If I can wait, why can't you wait? I just can't get over seeing him down there like that. I've seen guys on that stuff. Now you will learn them here. And you make enough to buy this car? Tom Cruise was dancing with an Asian girl, when her boyfriend noticed and slipped on a pair of brass knuckles. First you take a bite of lime.
That's just for the tourists. You know him, don't you? He can't say we reneged on a bribe. The list contains related movies ordered by similarity. Keep drinking your milk and someday you'll be able to. Are you doing business with that man there? You got a review of David Copperfield? You're going to go to jail, too. I'll be right over there waiting, ok? A Chevy block and a La Salle transmission.
Come up and see me, huh? She hasn't got any money. Johnny hot rocks la tunga lei! I fell in a wishing well. Did you remember to bring your dick? Now the seor waits a few minutes. You're going to go to jail, too. The Sinatra fan is played by Jackie Earle Haley with an avidity that borders on the alarming, but the performance has its moments. We would just like to pay his fine in advance.
Welcome to La Tunga Lei. She doesn't care what happens to him anyway. They end up picking up a woman named Kathy, who goes with them because she wants a fast from her husband, and they get into a series of hijinks and misadventures south of the border. Did I show you my new watch? Thanks, but I'm already used to it. You stay here with the wheels. I know all about that stuff.
We're just going to scare the hell out of him. It's not nice to take advantage of someone naive. Isn't it back the other way? It's hard to believe this is the same town. What do you mean, you didn't bring the dough? Do not stay in Tijuana. Everything it used to be a long time ago with him. Dave, Kathy said there's no such thing.
Well, there's no such thing as spanish fly. We have a lot to talk about. We have the movies, the bedrooms. You just have to hold still and smile. We go upstairs later, huh? Listen, I don't want you faking anything. Why do you want to go? Welcome to the Big Sombrero! Wouldn't you like to know? I know a seorita Her name's Rosanne She uses a tortilla for a diaphragm Come on, baby, take off your clothes. Just keep it going now.
You don't get married just to work! Wendell's on ice at the upholstery, and Dave's still upstairs. This is my little brother, buddy! Listen, you know what you've got to be careful of? This is the most best. . You think I'm kidding about divorcing him. I feel like a fool! You come down here for a good time? Well, never, but we've all heard about it. Lady, the Tunga Lei is the quietest place in all of Tijuana.
Once over the border, though, they found more than they expected, courtesy of a housewife Shelley Long running off from her husband, as well as corrupt local cops. I think I can get into her pants. Hey, you got lots of nice-looking girls around here. The Model A car, that was owned by the local guys, was actually very troublesome for the duration of the movie. I truly believed Dave would give up. She'll be climbing the walls soon. He takes his zzz espaol and gives it to the seorita.
Aw, Dave, I could make a killing! Would you like some company? It was just a physical thing. Tijuana bring your mother to the gangbang? You just have to yell your brains out. I'll advance it if you take me along. I'll be right over there if you want me for any reason at all. Anyway, after what happened upstairs, I doubt you could do anything if you did get into her pants. The film would have had a certain unity if it had remained on the opening note of uncomplicated foolishness. Let me look at your face.
You have my word as a gentleman. What really pisses me off about leaving T. It's starting to take effect. See what they've got in there? Do you think it's any easier for me? Jefe, que lo esta pasando? You think we're dirty because our town's dirty. I got something on my mind.