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Little Billy came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. You will want to tell these funny jokes at school and at work. This continues for a week, at the end of which he, as suspected, weighs 15 pounds less. They arrive at the gates of heaven and meet St. They were both stuck up bitches. A: Because they've got big mouths and little dicks. A: A hooker, because she can wash her crack and sell it again.
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